The Kerbdog FAQ (V0.1c)

Kerbdog FAQ 1997 Matt Emson (c)

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The Kerbdog FAQ (V0.1e) (last updated 30/6/97)

Section A : The Band.


1   Who (or what) is Kerbdog?
1.1     The members (current and past.)
1.2     A short history.. 
1.3     The Irish Music Scene.

Section B : The Music.

2   What do they sound like?
2.1     A description of Kerbdogs music.
2.2     What about A discography?
2.2.1     Discography of singles.
2.2.2     Discography and track by track description of Albums.
2.2.3     Just what cover tunes have they played?
2.3     Where can I find Lyrics/Tabs for their tunes?
2.4     What are their musical Influences?

2.5     Have they any Film credits/collaberations?

Section C : Misc... The stuff that just doesn't fit.

3.   So, what else do you know about them?
3.1     Other internet resources?
3.2    how do I contact the band?

Disclaimer
History



1: Q. Who or what is a Kerbdog?

A: Kerbdog are a 3 piece band from Kilkenny, Rep. of Ireland (Eire).
   They are part of an increasing Irish musical invasion of the known 
world. They have an interesting and original sound, coupled with
enough raw talent to win them the glory they deserve (grovel, bow, scrape).



1.1: Q. Who's in Kerbdog then?

A: That is a twofold answer. Currently it equates to:

      Cormac Battle,   vocals/guitars
      Colin Fennelly,  bass
      Darragh Butler,  drums

They have been touring since 1996 with this line up. Previously
however they had a second guitarist called Billy Dalton, who left
just after the recording of their second album 'On the turn'. The first
official report of his departure was as follows:

                 

"KERBDOG GUITARIST QUITS

 Kerbdog guitarist Billy Dalton has left the band. No replacement has been
 confirmed. 

 (January 18th, 1996)"

In a Metal Hammer interview (March 1997 issue) A clue as to just what
happened to Dalton was given, 
"[Recording 'on the turn' in America] also saw the painful departure
of Kerbdog guitarist Billy Dalton, a scenario that had been on the
cards for a while, but was exacerbated (ed:???) and finally brought
to a head by the tension of recording..", 

Colin Fennely had this to say: "If GGGarth hadn't pointed out what 
was going on, then Billy might be still in the band... We're really 
nice guys and he was a mate, so we couldn't say 'Are you able to do 
this?' I think if he was still with us, he'd be in a mental home by 
now. He said himself on the day when he left the band, he got so 
nervous before he went on stage, he didn't know what notes to play.. 
He said in America that if things didn't improve for himself when 

we came home, he'd leave, so it wasn't like we just arrived on his
doorstep and said, 'you're fired', or anything."

Darragh added:"We got back and said,'What are you going to do about
that leaving thing?' and he just kind of said 'Yeah.'"

Billy Played Guitar on both the albums, although how much on the second
is anybodies guess as he only gets a credit as 'with'... (ie, The other
the got listed as being Kerbdog, with Billy Dalton (guitars) and Roy Z 
(guitars).)

As far as I know Roy Z (credited on 'On the turn' for Guitars) is the 

only other person to have played on any Kerbdog releases. My sources
indicate he is a Producer, (and was therefore just a guest artist.) 



1.2 Q: Can I have a short history of Kerbdog?

A: Formed sometime in the early 90's, Kerbdog was the product of 4
   school friends. Originally called (amoung other things??) 
Rollercoaster, they started out as your standard pub covers band, 
usually covering songs by the Pixies, Husker Du, The Jam, The Wedding
Present (amoung others). Then taking the name of a BMX team, they 
became 'Kerbdog'. During 1992 recorded their breakthrough demo (some
of which made up their debut single - Earthworks), they lived in 

London for a year, and toured all over the UK (and parts of the rest 
of the world) with bands including Therapy?, Ministry (good choice?) 
and Helmet (I think.) In 1993 they recorded their Debut album (self 
titled), with vetran seatle producer Jack Endino. In 1996 they 
recorded their second album, which was delayed and wasn't released until 
over a year later. Slimming to a 3 piece, they are now touring.



1.3 Q: What about the rest of the Irish music scene??

A: Check out, Therapy?, Joyrider, Ash They are a good place to start.



2 Q:  What do they sound like?

A: That's hard to define in words. The best description I ever heard
   was 'Therapy? meets Helmet' of 'Metal/indie'. Some music journos 
insist that they're grungy.. I beg to differ, as a former grunger.
Nirvana was another incorrect parallel.. as if. 
   As to what style they play, that's tough too. They have been 
described as Punk, Punk/Metal, Dodgy Metal (by NME), Indie/Metal,
Hardcore (as in Punk, NYHC/LAHC), and many more.



2.1 Q:  A description of Kerbdogs music.

A: That's a very good question. Early Kerbdog (circa their debut album)
   is quite heavy. If I had to draw comparisons from my own personal
CD collection, I'd have to say, TAD circa INHALER is about the closest,
but by no means the best comparison. The music is fairly simplistic,
but is dynamic. It has tempo changes and unusual timing measures. In a way
it's kind of metallica-ry, but not so much as to be thrash metal. It's a

new sound. Someone’s going to jump on me here and say 'oh they sound like
XXXX who were around way before them'.. but to me it's original.
   On their new album the sound can be best described as a redifinition of 
the above. Whilst still keeping with the general dynamics of their old 
material, their new songs are by far more catchy and definatly much more
melodic. Commercially this album should do better. The sound is old school
Kerbdog mixed with Therapy? meets Helmet nods towards the Pixies, as well 

as other bands too numerous to mention.



2.2 Q:  What about A discography?

A: There is no official Kerbdog discography. There is very little
   information available about their releases at all. I have
pieced together a discography of their singles, although it may not
be full, or even fully correct. The latest version is available
at: 
     www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/disco.htm#singles

details of Albums:
     
     www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/disco.htm#albums

other Discography news:

     www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/news.htm#disconews




2.2.1 Q:  Discography of singles.

====
1993
----
.. Hard to find single 'Earthworks' released.
   Tracks .. Earthworks, cleaver and Scram (all demos, and not same as
   the ones found on their debut album)..
   Earthworks taken from a demo session 12 December '92 
   Recorded by Simon Vinestock
   The other two, taken from their first demo recorded 29/30 June 92 
   Dublin, Recorded by Pat Dunne and Ronsan

======
1993/4
------
.. Second single 'End of GREEN', b/w 'In a Rut' and 'Kerosene' (cover, big black)

===================
February/March 1994  
-------------------
.. Dry Riser b/w 'new day rising' (Husker Du) 
   + 'Suspect device' (stiff little fingers) Vertigo VerCX 83.
   also
   Limited edition 7" clear vinyl featuring 
   'same with the hammer' (perviously unreleased).. Vertigo
   and
   Limited edition CD Digipack with 2 unreleased songs, on Vertigo..

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summer 1994
-----------
.. Dummy Crusher, CD 1 featuring 'kenedy' (the Wedding Present)

   + 'Debaser' (pixies) Vertigo VerCD 86
   and CD 2 had 'this is not a love song' and another track,
   and a remixed version of Dummy Crusher (see below..)
   12" picture disc featuring 'mr clean' (Paul Weller/Jam) 
   + 'Dont Stand in line' Vertigo VerX 86...
                       
   There was also a promo version containing:
 
        1.dummy crusher (clean mix)
        2.dummy crusher (album mix)
        3.dummy crusher (live from concrete)
        4.dummy crusher (funk regulators clean mix)

        5.this is not a love song
        6.debaser
        (thanx to Waffle48@aol.com for this info)..

======
1994/5               
------
.. 'This is not a love song' .. original soundtrack
   to 'bordillo of blood' (Tales from the Crypt movie??)
   is a cover of the PIL song.. on Mercury..

====
1996                 
----
.. JJ's song E.P..

   jj's song, Didin't even try, hard to live, gridlock
   limited edition (2000) (mercury - Kercd 1 / 578 319 - 2)

==============
September 1996       
--------------
.. 'Sally' - 3 part CD single..

   Part 1 :- Sally, My acquaintance, Retro Ready (Mercury - Kercd 2 / 578 435-2)
   Part 2 :- Sally, Dyed in the wool, spence (Mercury - Kerdd 2 / 578 437-2)
   Part 3 :- Sally, Dragging through, The Fear (Mercury - Kercc 2 / 578 437-2)

   'Sally' - promo.. 

   Sally (edit), sally (album) (Mercury - Kercdj2)

=======
17/3/97              
-------
.. 'Mexican wave' - 3 part CD single..

   Part 1 :- Mexican Wave, Sally(live), On the Turn(live) (Mercury Kercd 3 / 574 103-2) 
   Part 2 :- Mexican Wave, End of Green(live), Secure(live) (Mercury Kercc 3 / 574 103-2) 
   Part 3 :- Mexican Wave(live), Dry Riser(live), Pledge(live) (Mercury Kerdd 3 / 574 103-2) 




2.2.2 Q:  Discography and track by track description of Albums.

Kerbdog - Released 1994
 
Released by Vertigo/phonogram (518 866-2)
produced by      : Jack Endino\ 
Mixed by         : Jack Endino/-assisted by Phil ALUT
Recorded at      : Wales at Rockfield Studios, Summer 1993
Mixed            : Rockfield Studios, Wales (??)
mastered at      : ????? (probably mastered by masterdisk)

Tracks:
1.End of Green 
2.Dry Riser 
3.Dead Anyway 

4.Cleaver 
5.Earthworks 
6.Dummy Crusher 
7.The Inseminator 
8.Clock 
9.Schism 
10.Scram 


On the Turn - Released 31/3/97 (in UK)

Released by Mercury/fontana (532 999-2) 
produced by      : GGGarth (aka. Garth Richardson)
Mixed by         : Joe Barresi
Recorded at      : Sound City studios/A+M studios L.A
Mixed            : Rockfield Studios, Wales
Mastered at      : Masterdisk, NY

Tracks:
1.Sally 
2.JJ's song 
3.Didnt even try 

4.Mexican Wave 
5.Severed 
6.Pledge 
7.On the Turn 
8.Secure 
9.Lesser Shelf 
10.Pointless 
11.Rewind 
12.Sorry for the record 

Below is a fan interpretation of the tracks
on the 2 albums. Anyone want to add anything?

1.End of Green 

This song is about self affirmation. The lyrics are
written as if the speaker is trying to motivate the
subject. It could be a female/male conversation. The
speaker is saying 'Why wait for me? go out and find
someone better, There are more fish in the sea.'
Don't settle for what you're given, go and fight for
your rights, and keep trying until you succeed.

2.Dry Riser 

The speaker is guilty of a crime (murder??) and the
song is about the thoughts/reasonings in their head.
It's about them trying to cover their tracks to avoid
getting caught. 

3.Dead Anyway 

A song about a nightmare. The sort where you wake in 
the dead of the night with a start, having just fallen 
to your death in a dream...

4.Cleaver 

Being drunk/doped up on drugs??

Paranoia, fear..

Maybe about being the target of a gang.. Some

people who want to kill you.

5.Earthworks 

This song is either about Joyriding, or about moving
to a new area and trying to fit in (depending on 
whether you interpret the first line as 'U-turn' or
'New town'. I personally believe it's the former. 

6.Dummy Crusher 

Could be to do with the Army or the troubles in Ireland.

The narrator seems to be critical of the establishment
they are knocking (army, police, Irish Political Party)

7.The Inseminator 

This song's about a man who shags lots of birds (trans for
Americans.. Screws a lot of girls). The narrator is painting
a bad picture of the man, saying he gives men a bad name, and
that he always makes the same mistakes (Ie, not looking for
a relationship, therefore will be eternally lonely.) Deep.

8.Clock 

Mentions death and being nervous... maybe a condemned man??

9.Schism 

Paranoia??? 

10.Scram 

Joy riding? Crashing a car?? Deep, lyrically sparse.

1.Sally 

A psycho girlfriend. Person who decides they are the one for
you, even if you don't agree. Battle of the sexes. Trying to
break away from the Psycho, but her wits are stronger.

2.JJ's song 

Similar idea to 'the inseminator'. A good friend who is just
a user, of both women and the narrator. A guy always in trouble?
JJ could be female?? Maybe a girl version of Inseminator?
Apparently JJ is one of the bands roadies, and there was a big fight 

whilst in LA recording the new album including him and the band.

3.Didnt even try 

Looking to the future, marriage etc.? Meeting an ex, and remembering
all your plans??

4.Mexican Wave 

This song is (probably) a direct note to Billy Dalton. Probably
written (not defiantly though) after he left the band. Could
have had the name changed to Billy after he left?? 

The lyrics seem to be about the trouble Billy was having with the
band. Cormac seems to be asking him what the matter is, and also

talking about their childhood.

I recently read an interesting interview with Darragh Butler where 
he said, "Mexican Wave, is about manic depression..", which seems
to hold up my Billy Dalton theory.

5.Severed 

Spooky tale about a busdriver and his/her daily trials with nasty
passengers and Skinheads causing trouble.
  Darragh had this to say about the song, “Severed is my favourite 
song on the album. It's about this guy who dives the bus in Kilkenny 

on the song he drives over a cliff. I think we'll keep that a secret from 
the tourist board".

6.Pledge 

Living up to potential, and not being influenced by others bad ways.

7.On the Turn 

Trying to pull when you're really pissed (trans for Amer. Trying to
get a date with a girl when loaded), or maybe, talking to someone
when really drunk, but being ignored and snubbed by them only to find 
out later it was your own reflection all the time.

8.Secure 

Lying dying after an accident?? Reactions to the people around you???

9.Lesser Shelf 

Thinking about old friends/lovers and dwelling on the feelings. 

10.Pointless 

Married woman and single(?) friend. Single one is observing how sad
the life her married friend leads is.

11.Rewind 

Looking forward, not back??

12.Sorry for the record 

Ungratefull spouces??



2.2.3 Q: Just what cover tunes have they played?

A:   They played many covers to begin with (being a covers band), but the
     only covers to be released were:

BAND              TITLE                    WHERE??
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Big Black         Kerosene                 End of Green Single
Pixies            Debaser                  Dummy Crusher (cd1)
Stiff Little      Suspect Device           Dry Riser (CD)

 Fingers
P.I.L             This is not a love song  Dummy Crusher (cd2)/Tales from the crypt-
                                            Bordello of Blood Soundtrack.
Wedding Present   Kennedy                  Dummy Crusher (cd1)
Husker Du         New Day Rising           Dry riser (CD)
The Jam           Mr Clean                 Dummy Crusher (12" single)
????              Dont Stand in line       Dummy Crusher (12" single)



2.3 Q:  Where can I find Lyrics/Tabs for their tunes?

A:   For Tabs, try OLGA (use any search engine and query 'OLGA Tabs guitar')
     Unfortunately most OLGA (all I've found so far) only have SCRAM.
An alternative is to check my page:

     www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/tab.htm

I have a few, and will be adding some as soon as I get time.

Also try:

http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk:8080/~sgarvin/tabs.htm

Where a multitude of tabs are now waiting to be looked at!!

Lyrics are harder. I have some on my page:

     www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/tab.htm

At the moment I have :

    End of Green 
    Dry Riser 
    Scram 
    Earthworks 
    Clock 
    Dead Anyway 
    The Inseminator 

But beware they aren't all complete or even correct. All suggestions are welcome.

For 'on the turn' things are made easier by the inclusion of all the lyrics (in the
CD at least)...



2.4  Q:  What are their musical Influences?

A:   A friend of mine actually asked Cormac this question when he interviewed him recently
     and he go the following answer 'Husker Du, Pixies, Helmet'... You can probably add
Therapy? to that list, and to a lesser extent all the bands which they have covered songs
by.



2.5 Q:  Have they any Film credits/collaborations? 

A:   YES!! Film wise, their cover of PIL's 'This is not a love song' was included on the
     soundtrack (and album) of 'Tales from the crypt: Bordello of Blood'. Also 'Dummy
Crusher' was included on the soundtrack of 'Highlander 3: The Sorcerer'

They also re-mixed a House of pain song:

"  KILKENNY GUITAR-ABUSERS Kerbdog have been drafted in to remix one of the tracks on 
House Of Pain’s upcoming Same As It Ever Was EP.

  The guys were given the master of ‘Running Up On Ya’ and told to basically do anything 
they wanted with it," explains manager Merc Mercuriadis. "They took ‘em at their word and 
more or less ditched everything apart from the vocal track. Possibly I’m biased but with 
the guitars and drums added, I think it’s a far better version than the original. I know 
the band are dead chuffed because it’s the first time they’ve been asked to do this sort 
of thing and it’s turned out so well."



3. Q:  So, what else do we know about them?

A:   Quite a bit. Here is a direct draft of my 14 exciting (??!??) facts about
     Kerbdog, from my page (www.interalpha.net/customer/memsom/fax.htm):

    1.Cormac Battle plays his guitar left-handed, but with the strings the right way around for a right hander, so he actually plays everything upside-down. 
  2.The name Kerbdog was 'borrowed' from a BMX team called the KERBDOGS. 
  3.They spent a year living in London (late 92-93) honeing their craft. 

  4.All of the songs on the debut album were written before they were signed!! Says Darragh, "It was written to play in our local, for everyone to go mental to, and that was it.." 
  5.Kerbdog's fav bands include Husker Du, Helmet and the Pixies.. 
  6.Cormac Battle says that the band they most enjoyed touring with was THERAPY? (in 1994.) 
  7.They've said "We piss on everything that's out there", and the spooky thing is that they do.. 
  8.Whilst recording 'on the turn' they hung out with many celebs (allegedly) including: Zack de la Rock (RATM) Dave Grohl (the foos) and Madonna(?!?!) 

  9.Of their debut album magazines at the time said:

    "There's no aires or graces with the 'dog. Just a full on appropriation of everything that is good in the musical climate of '94 ~ KKKK ~ Killer Kerrang!"

    "An astonishing collection bereft of pretention & destined for the stratosphere ~ XXXXX ~ RAW (rip)"

    "Kerbdog are the most fun and ferocious band to come clawing out of Ireland since Therapy? .. ~ Melody Maker" (yeah I'd like to see MM say that now (c*nts))

 10.They could well become the new Nirvana comercially, as the same formula is there..Super heavy 1st album makes way for long awaited melodious/poppy 2nd album

    ie. Bleach is to 'Kerbdog' as Nevermind is to 'On the turn'

 11.They're all still pretty young, in their mid 20's. 
 12.They formed in sometime during 1992. At first they were called 'Rollercoaster', and were mainly a covers band of late 80's Alt music (eg. Pixies, HuskerDu, Stiff Little Fingers) 
 13.The current tour is their first major one for years.."In some places we're expecting to play to 10 people and a dog, but so long as Mutley enjoys it, I dont care" - Cormac Battle. 

 14.Radio 1FM's Simon Mayo likes them.. after getting a promo of Mexican wave from Cormacs brother (Michael???), he made it his Big Single and played it every day for a week. 
 15.Cormac’s favourite scooby doo character is Thelma (wonder why that is??)



3.1 Q: Other internet resources?

A:  Well I used to say ‘none really’ but to say that now would be a lie!!

There are now the following sites:

http://www.interalpha.co.uk/customer/memsom/kerbdog.htm  ..    my page
http://www.clubi.ie/damian_penston/home/kerbring.htm         ..    Damians page, head of Webring
http://www.toptown.com/office/arktis/kerbdog/index.html       ..    Matt (Arktis) Page, site of Kerbdog-List
http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk:8080/~sgarvin/tab.html            ..     A cool Tab directory

http://www.ncl.ac.uk/~n4262587/kd.html                                  ..    Another page in the working
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/3792/                   ..     The Kerbdog Tribute Page.

and

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/3918

The Official page (sanctioned by Mercury, although it’s maintained outside of the company.)
    

    You can also try mercury records (they seem to acknowledge existence but not have ANY

    info on Kerbdog.. )

    http://www.media.philips.com/polygram/mercury/artists.html
    http://www.reellife.com/polygram/mercury/artists.html
    http://spider.media.philips.com/mercury/artists.html
    http://www.mercuryrecords.com/mercury/artists.html

    All the above go to the same page (just different URLS????)



3.2 Q: How do I contact the band?

A:  Try their Management (Sanctuary Music Management), their manager is called
    Merck Mercuriadis, (also Rod Smallwood and Andy Taylor??)

    They are on Fontana records, a subsiduary of Mercury, which is related to Phonogram.
    Their A+R people are: Paul Flanagan, with Sarah Vaughan, Jo Cousins and Lee Cannon.

    Other than that your guess is as good as mine :)

                                                            
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History list

v0.1a	 -/4/97: First paper draft
v0.1b	 4/4/97: Started/typed all info
v0.1c	 7/4/97: Added more accurate details about Billy Daltons departure
v0.1d	30/4/97: Added Thelma fact (wow) and got rid of lots of spelling mistakes
		and other irritating mistakes too numerous to list..
v0.1e   30/6/97: Took Windows Help file and directly copied it to ascii to update the
                version Ascii version. Added some facts. Corrected some bits.
First made into Windows HELP file format 30/4/97


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Copyright 1997 Matt Emson (memsom@interalpha.co.uk)

Contributors (Thanx):

Waffle48@aol.com
R.A.Stirling@newcastle.ac.uk (Rick Stirling)

All contributions welcome.



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